The Trailer has Landed

Scorkle Review Teaser

Yoda: Hey Luke, do not underestimate the power of Kylo Ren, or Snoke, or anyone else, not even Rey!  You are reckless, remember!

LATER….

Luke: Okay, Rey let’s do some more Yoga, ’cause it may come in useful.

Luke: Holy shit, this is new!  30 years on an island and I forgot to update my Force Tricks to 2.1!

Luke: Woah (best Keanu impression).  I can’t compete with this whole new Unstoppable Force thing!   Where are my power converters?

Rey: Shit, I didn’t see that coming, but at least the Yoga was useful !

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