Note: I have made a few notes on the original film, inspired by the release of Blade Runner 2049. Blade runner is based on the book by Philip K. Dick, but departs from the story in a few areas, including avoiding the book’s concern with a religious leader. There is no single version of ‘Blade Runner’, and […]
This is a long film, so make sure you have snacks before setting out to read this review. Its a long review with no intention to summarise it in a word. [SCREEN BLACK. OBLIGATORY CAPITALISED INTRODUCTION] It’s 2017. 3D is still a novelty at the cinema. As they exit the cinema, film-goers everywhere mourn as […]
Episode 1: Star Wars the Battle of Naboo (a.k.a The Phantom Menace). For this review I’m just going to provide a commentary transcript. I’ve decided that this isn’t a film deserving of a Red Letter Media style expose. In fact, I think there are a few simpler explanations for the rather Disney-esque feel to this […]
Scorkle Review Teaser Yoda: Hey Luke, do not underestimate the power of Kylo Ren, or Snoke, or anyone else, not even Rey! You are reckless, remember! LATER…. Luke: Okay, Rey let’s do some more Yoga, ’cause it may come in useful. Luke: Holy shit, this is new! 30 years on an island and I forgot […]
Lots of action out at PHS today. The UWA 2’s men and women, and UWA mens 1’s. The Women’s 1’s final will be contested by WASPS and Vic Park! Update: UWA Mens come from behind to take a 2-1 win – the first 1st grade mens win in 10 years. Big celebration ahead. […]
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